So this is how the dinner conversation went last Night:
Parker: Mom I want to move to Texas
Mom: Why Texas?
Parker: Well did you know that once Texans learn what one plus one is they don't have to learn anymore math?
Mom: Parker that's not true.
Parker: Oh yes it is mom. Dax (a kid she goes both to school and church with), who just moved from Texas, said once he learned that one plus one equals two they told him he wouldn't have to learn any other math.
Mom: (Given that George W. is from Texas): So that's how we got in this deficit.
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